Simply The Best Man

Writing a best man's speech can be a daunting task. But there's no need to panic and rush to the pub for liquid courage just yet.

Our best ma's speech builder system has been compiled and written by a team of comedy writers that have written jokes for stage, TV, radio and stand-up comedians.

That means our wedding speech system contains hundreds of jokes unique to StBM that you won't find anywhere else on the internet so you can avoid the same old tired clichés and one liners that everyone's heard before.


You asked one little question and suddenly your whole world has turned upside down. Your beautiful and previously calm girlfriend is on the verge of becoming "Bridezilla". Your closest friends and relatives are either offering you pointless advice or laughing at your world being turned upside. And in between all the madness you have to write a wedding speech.

While we can't solve all your pre-wedding worries we can help you write and deliver an epic groom's speech.

Within our groom’s speech builder we have over 4,000 wedding speech jokes, quotes and ice breakers and a complete guide to writing your groom’s speech.

With so much going on finding time (and a quiet space) to get that all important wedding speech written is probably hard to come by. That’s why we have created a complete speech writing system with everything you need to build and deliver a fantastically memorable wedding speech.

Most importantly we’ll help you draw first blood from you Best Man before he gets up and commits a complete character assassination of you in front of all your closest friends and family.